The small ads.

WANTED ~ Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties.Must be capable of contributing to the growth of the family.

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FALKLAND ISLANDS ~ There are vacancies for TWO CAMP TEACHERS in the Falkland Islands Education Department. Candidates must be unmarried men.

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Part time job ~ An unexpected vacany for a KNIFE THROWER'S ASSISTANT

Tel 740855

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The small ads ~ a gem!!!

AUSTIN ALLEGRO 1300 Taxed, Long MOT radio £395 o.n.o. Tel 401874 after 6pm.
AUSTIN, Cyril. Forever in our thoughts. Ivy, Jim and family.
AUSTIN PRINCESS 2000 HL, 1979, Superb condition, low mileage £10,375.

Where's skip???

This picture I spotted in a recent Daily Telegraph it would appear that skip has been arrested and is in Guantanamo Bay detention centre.

I am starting a petition for his early release (just before next season).