Monday, 19 July 2010

An experienced squad.

Skip Andy Morris can look at the squad and only admire the combined experience of hundreds of years that the players possess. The soon to be produced
"EVERGREENS ACHIEVEMENT BOARD"
should include:
John Grace: 1000 cans of Guinness after evening matches.
Andy Morris: 1500 cheese and pickle sandwiches eaten (inc. crusts).
Dave Griffiths: 100 turned down lbw appeals.
Glen Morley: 500 ""That was never lbw" comments to umpires"
Roger Merry: 50 run outs of team mates.
Bob Freer: 100 excuses (different) for being out.

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