Wednesday, 8 July 2009

GEOFF READ (AKA Jeff Reed)


Geoff has recently finished work as a postman (he was given the sack), Geoff is a man of many parts (just two are working at present). He has featured in games as a wicket-keeper (Sponsored by RYDE DEMOLITION), and occasionally as a slow bowler, his meandering run up confuses both batsmen and fielders alike. Took 6 wickets at Ryde 49ers recently, but had to give them back.
Favourite end to bowl from: The cigarette end.
SKIP's QUIP "Geoff, if you are given out lbw, don't go off in a huff, wait a bit longer and go off in a minute and a huff"

1 comment:

  1. Can he keep wicket? Does a bear catch a bus from the woods to the town and ask a passing policeman where the nearest public conveniences are?

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