Born Roger Disappointing, he decided to change his name to Derek Disappointing on his 18th birthday but has since changed it to Roger Merry. Roger has recently returned from a cruise in the Baltic, if you have trouble sleeping, invite him around to listen to his interesting tales of the Baltic (a book/film due shortly). Probably the team's fastest runner and skip deploys him to cover ALL the boundary on the long side of the field, must be in the team for his batting it CANNOT be for his bowling.
Roger will be opening his gardens to the public in August.
Overheard in the shower last match with John Dear. Roger asked how John could manage to swing his balls both ways ~ I was too embarrassed to wait for a reply.
Roger entered a veteran's 400m high hurdle event recently, sadly he smashed his personal best!!!
Roger entered a veteran's 400m high hurdle event recently, sadly he smashed his personal best!!!
Run out specialist. Has run out of excuses for missing the ball in the field.
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